Dassault Rafale
Dassault Rafale

Y’all might have heard or at least know about Indian Elections started on 11th of this month. The Incumbent Modi is seeking re-election and his “wag the dog” moment with Pakistan on February 27th is far from over. It looks more like counterproductive in the hindsight. So the Rafale Deal Controversy is out there once again to get to him, but this time it’s doubling down. The Opposition in India has been up in arms alleging corruption and kickbacks in the Rafale deal ever since it was signed by the BJP-led National Democratic Alliance (NDA) government in April 2015.

Indian Supreme Court has also allowed the admissibility of the alleged stolen documents pertaining to the deal but this is not what might give Mr. Modi some sleepless nights. This time around the Rafale has a Pakistan connection and this might not go well with some Bhakts, or should I call ’em Andh-Bhakts. IF you aren’t familiar with the word ALREADY, let me break it down for ya, the Indian version of Youthia or Patwari, gullible followers to be exact. Indians call ’em Bhakts, we call ’em Patwaris, Youthias or Jiyalas, take your pick…

As for the Pakistan connection in the Rafale. I know you are dying to read that part, some reports suggest that . . .

Well, Apparently PAF Pilots might have already flown the aforementioned French Fighter aka Rafale Jet, at least an Indian based journo is saying so…

Oomph, the story doesn’t end here, there’s more… Should I suggest you some pop-corn???

As they say, it’s not over until it’s over, Reza has more to say…

The man is not stopping anytime soon, why not read what’s in pipeline in this thread…

And of course, the story gets better when others jump in…

Some were just praising the thread or making sure their presence while others were taking a dig at IAF. Trolling Indians is the national pass-time of Pakistanis post Pulawama…

 

These dudes went the extra mile, and I love the innuendos, TBH!!!

The conspiracy theorists can be spotted a mile off, same is the case here… Take a look!!!

And yeah, some just couldn’t keep their patriotism, threw shade on Indians along the way too…

Post Pulwama, every Indo-Pak twitterati have some INSIDE info that others don’t, might as well be true, you never know!!!

Professor of Peace always has something to say!!!

There is a Sweden based Indian Professor Ashok Swain, who is now a go-to guy for talk-show hosts on Indo-Pak matters, can’t ignore him, and he can’t ignore US (Pakistanis) too!!!

Some quoted his tweet and asked the Chowkidar some questions, (Indian version of Khadim-e-Aala) currently PM Modi. Conspiracy theory makes a good political recipe in the demoCRAZIES of the sub-continent, so was the case here….

P.S: Wah Modi Ji Wah is popular slogan amongst pretty much
everyone, excluding Bhakts, you know who they are, RIGHT!

Found rare Indian-based journalist to comment on the matter, especially when it’s hard for the jingoist media to digest such news. Y’all know how Barkha Dutt disappointed us with her war-mongering diarrhoea of tweets post Balakot Episode!!!

Someone also suggested this journalist to keep mum about it. According to him, some stories should not be narrated, well that’s new, at least for me…

So, this is it from @MokhtiarAli for now about the Rafale that is causing problems for the next-door irritating-chaiwala neighbour. Have something to share about it, tell us in the comments below. We would love to hear from you!

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